A woman asks her husband at breakfast time

“Well,” she says, “Would you mind… getting off me then? Because I’m starving!”

He looks at her, puzzled.
“You mean… you’ve been under there this whole time?”

She nods.
“Yes! Breakfast, lunch, and dinner! I’ve aged ten years and missed three meals. Next time, I’m slipping you a sandwich with that pill!”

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