The boss stormed into his office, red-faced and fuming. “Little Johnny! Get in here right now!” he shouted. Johnny, nervous but respectful, rushed in.

“Yes, sir!”

“I just saw you arguing with the customer who left,” the boss said, glaring. “How many times have I told you? The customer is always right! Do you understand me?”

Johnny nodded. “Yes, sir! The customer is always right.”

“Good,” said the boss, finally calming down a little. “Now tell me—what were you arguing about with that customer?”

Johnny grinned. “Well, sir,” he said, “he claimed you’re an idiot… and I told him he’s absolutely right!”

The boss froze for a second — then burst out laughing. “Johnny… you might just be the only employee I can’t fire.”

And that’s how Little Johnny proved that sometimes, following the rules too perfectly can be the funniest revenge of all! 😆