1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.
2nd woman: Hi! I’m Lynne. How’d you die?

1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!

1st woman: It wasn’t so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd woman: I died of a heart attack.
1st woman: Oh no! What happened?

2nd woman: Well… I suspected my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him. I ran all over the house looking for another woman — in the attic, under the bed, behind curtains — but found no one. The stress of it all gave me a heart attack.

1st woman: If you’d just looked in the freezer, we’d both still be alive.